What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 06:00
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Still no good
How do you know how physically attractive you actually are?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How do I get a white man for a serious relationship?
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
What kind of person does a narcissist hate?
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Is there anything you did that you regret? If so, what is it, and why?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
Is it wise to SECRETLY expose a narcissist by telling others that he/she is a covert narcissist?
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How do you respond to "I don't like you anymore"?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why do women wear less clothes compared to men?
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
What happens when you get sick in a country with universal healthcare? What's the process like?
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Can ringing in the ears be a sign of spiritual awakening?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...